




there’s literally nothing worse than being in a cuddling mood and you have nobody to cuddle with
this is a scientific fact
“His mind is more abstract than the concept that is delirium.”
#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical
*SCREECHING*
I will now proceed with using this expression on all children that annoy and frustrate me.
I wonder if this is something they said on Gallifrey when the little time children misbehaved.
Definitely using this as an insult whenever I can
Coldplay!
(whispers “the temper trap…”)
The fact that Robert Downey Jr is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time.